The inside guide to eating and drinking in Melbourne. Since 2005.

August 2005

Thanks to The Reader for putting us onto a site translating Chinese menus. This quote explains it best: “I have never quite been able to sit down to a meal in a Chinese restaurant without wondering. Wondering if the Chinese characters on the menu said the same thing as the alleged English translations.” “The goal [...]

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Photography: Christina Simons How to kill a lobster for sashimi with nothing but a sharp stick. From a restaurant on a wharf in Port Melbourne. Should we be talking to the RSPCA? Or should we be whizzing down there to scoff it up?

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Yes, we can’t decide on a logo or what to call ourselves. Tomatom was a domain registered by Tomato Magazine, which is shall we say going through an ambigious period in its publishing schedule. Nevertheless, we are probably better to build on the Tomato brand that people in Melbourne know. And with the relauunch of [...]

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Photography: Christina Simons Anthony Bourdain is having trouble finding enough white anchovies for the evening meal, but his mind is on his evening out with chefs. “I do my job, I’m having a really good time and when I finish dinner tonight I’ll probably go hanging round with a bunch of chefs and cooks and [...]

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Spittoon in the UK is big noting the Carlyle Late Harvest Riesling 2000 from Wahgunyah, Victoria. Basically it’s from sticky central near Rutherglen. Spittoon says: “Packed to the cork with stunning lemon meringue pie flavours and lovely balance.” I don’t usually promoted anything owned by Woolworths but Greengrocer.com.au has it (not specifying the year) for [...]

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A group of winos – can I call them that?- are using the online photo album site Flickr to collect camera phone images of the labels of wine they like. Being a contrarian, perhaps I should set one up with images of drinks that I don’t like.Thanks to Lifehacker.

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We have access to some of the freshest most fabulous ingredients on the planet. But when it comes to airline food – even the boxed meals consulted upon by Neil Perry – we are sadly lacking in Australia.But at least to date we are not poisoning our passengers as in the UK where BA has [...]

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We were intrigued by the report that every restaurant kitchen in London keeps a vial of human semen in the fridge just in case film director and restaurant critic Michael Winner visits.We can also reveal that at least one restaurant in Melbourne keeps a vial of semen, fish semen that is,

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The Independent in London reports on Aussie wines that: “exports of high quality and variety are not confined to Shane Warne’s mesmerising feats with the cricket ball.”

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Photography: Christina Simons This what what he had to say on Ladro being voted the best new restaurant in Melbourne last year: “I love that kind of reactionary vote. I mean was that a fair assessment or is it fair to compare Ladro to fine dining.I don’t care. I love the place. I’m a huge [...]

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Last year it was won by a pizza joint. This year the judges of The Age’s Good Food Guide Restaurant of the Year award didn’t award one. What’s gone wrong with food in Melbourne?

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Maybe I’m perverse but I’ve been rejecting the big Aussie shiraz favoured by Robert Parker of late. I’m trying to dump my 1990 Grange (offers?) with the skanky label. And I’ve migrated to Italians, for the most part.

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This is the dilemma: what to eat Friday night. Kylie (not this one) doesn’t eat beef. Richard Berry doesn’t like cheese, salami and loads of other stuff. And Christina doesn’t eat pig or chicken. As I’m not making cock jokes today, suggestions please.

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There they were skewered onto a giant kebab. It looked like half a dozen bodies of lap dogs but they were in fact fruit bats. For years I’ve wondered what they would taste like fed almost entirely on banana, pawpaw and mango. And now I’ve had my chance on the South Pacific Island of Efate. [...]

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