The inside guide to eating and drinking in Melbourne. Since 2005.

February 2006

Sometimes the eating habits of us former country folk can be controversial. I appalled a local Aussie food writer with stories of road kill from the Essex countryside. We’d often hit pheasants/partridge/rabbit/hare or just find them in the road. We’d pick them up take them home and hang them – this would be during winter [...]

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Merde! I forgot some links and I’ve opened as can of worms here. Huguenots, Bourbons…religious wars and bad French. Several regional dishes were planned but a late night meant an unexpected demand from J (avec a hangover) for steak au frites avec sauce béarnaise. Actually, she wanted a steak haché or probably a royale with [...]

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Calling all athletes in town for the Commonwealth Games. Eat at Greasy Joe’s (68 Acland Street St Kilda, Australia 3182 +61 3 9525 3755) where gigantic portions are served all day. Plus you can retired to the GJ sports bar next door. Incredibly, the big breakfast (three eggs, three bacon, two sausage, two hash brown, [...]

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Leave, if you don’t worship fish, the squid overlord, other cephalopods, bivalves or crustaceans. Jamon (3 Murphy St, South Yarra, Vic 3141 +61 3 9804 5710) is an oasis in a gastronomic desert aka South Yarra. :–) Welcome to the personal kitchen of masterchef Charles Greenfield, who spent 16 years in Japan. With only 14 [...]

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I know there are recipes out there, but does anybody know whether or not it’s worth cooking prickly pear? This one grew so tall that it fell over an broke in half. It seems a waste letting it sleep with the worms. Or should I ferment it and distill it? Help appeciated from Kalyn’s band [...]

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This is the best food idea this year – brunch at Mart 130 (107a Canterbury Rd, Middle Park, +61 3 9690 8831). I spent a week driving up and down Canterbury Road wondering where the hell this place was. The name is, backwards, Tram stop 130 – actually in Albert Park near the tennis courts [...]

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Graters. Boring things that rust, dent and occasionally graze the knuckle. Mandolins. Violent razor sharp slicers equally at home in the kitchen or an Iraqi prison. Imagine if you could combine the benefits of both and build a grater you could put to use in inquisitions in some godforsaken foreign prison. Cuisipro, a Canadian company, [...]

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Yes, to (dis)honour Food&Wine magazine’s columnist Pete Wells, who has got under the skin of more than a few cheese sandwich munchers I figured this is a great way to get under his skin. Post and EaT Everything WeekEnd Lame LeftoverS (PETE WELLS, geddit!) will be hosted here the second weekend of every month and [...]

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Those nasty bain maries have been warming the food all day. I must be stupid, drugged or drunk (or a combination of all three) to order from any. But at 2am in Crown Casino there are few choices. This is the worst sweet and sour pork I have ever eaten. This picture flatters the dish. [...]

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Busy writing for money rather than blog kudos and dealing with the new monkey. But still wonderful food isn’t far away, inspired by Kalyn’s Weekend Herb Blogging. Over ripe tomatoes are baked in the oven drizzled with olive oil, sprinkled with Murray River salt crystals and fresh cracked pepper. Served on toasted sourdough with nothing [...]

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Last week New York Magazine looked at the Haves and Have Nots in blogging. I wanted to know whether or not whether I had a chance on the world stage to become a B list or even A list blogger. To be on the A list – the top 100 – you’ll need almost 2,300 [...]

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The power table, the one in the corner, the round one from which I can survey the whole room. Could I have reached Godfather status in St Kilda already, with the staff at I Carusi II (231 Barkly Street
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03 9593 6033) plonking me there? After a few minutes the lavatory door wafted open, [...]

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How is it that restaurants keep forgetting to charge me for so many drinks. What is astonishing is how often it happens. I don’t set out to scam free drinks and sometimes I even notice we weren’t charged. When I have noticed I’ve almost always tipped better (Usually at least 10 per cent) than usual. [...]

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The occasion to celebrate Viognier with wine brand Yalumba. There we were in Melbourne’s most hyped new restaurant, Longrain, when I snapped this pic. It was a fitting venue for such a chic grape, the wine that Brett Easton Ellis drinks in his latest work, Lunar Park. If you believe this book Easton Ellis’ work [...]

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