The inside guide to eating and drinking in Melbourne. Since 2005.

August 2006

1. There is a massive queueIn that case you are either in a motorway café or a reality TV show. 2. The room is emptyWhy is nobody here on a Thursday night? Just opened? Don’t kid me, I can see the look of desperation on the staff’s faces. 3. Spruikers try and drag you inObvious [...]

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Finally my blogger postcard arrives from Shammi in Shrewsbury. Funnily enough I know the biscuit – which I love – and the town very well from trips from home to Borth in Wales. Can anybody answer me this though, is it  pronounced Shrewsbury or Shrowsbury? Receiving a nice solid proper shop-bought postcard makes me feel [...]

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Four speeding fines, severe dyspepsia and stained trousers (on the groin, of course).To be honest I’m feeling a bit like a Wim Delvoye artwork. I mean a cloaca machine, not a tattooed pig.Such is the life of someone who agree to become one of the taste police and review 27 pub restaurants and cellar doors [...]

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It’ s not me that’s sex obsessed but the records of search terms used to find this blog. I’d also like to appologise to Cam over at Appellation Australia for giving him the gay Anthony Bourdains. Tomato flu Actually, I’ve only had a minor sniffle this year. Fat ugly men You found me. Swollen liver [...]

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Can anybody tell me if there is any bloody restaurant around Melbourne that isn’t playing James Blunt as background music? Candle in the wind or even Chris de Burgh would make a welcome change. Not!

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Faxed to Crikey! by a restaurateur. Apparently, the message which was printed on a small card that was slipped in with a recent bill payment. Restaurant reviewers for the Melbourne Age’s Epicure food section appear to be banned from tipping. Crikey editor Misha Ketchell continued: “But The Age prides itself on being part of a [...]

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I wanted a Pouilly-Fumé. but you have to remember I live in Australia and it is much more difficult to find a decent Loire wine here than in Europe or possibly in the US. Bearing this in mind it doesn’t give me much choice for Wine Blogging Wednesday #24, the second anniversary of the event [...]

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Monsieur Truffe, a real Frenchman with an accent (but not a comic Gabrielle Gaté one) has become one of the most popular makers of artisan chocolates in Melbourne, as I’ve said before. Today, he was away making herb (rosemary etc) truffe while I was photographing the stall at Prahran Market. A shy Mademoiselle Truffe was [...]

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Dear mystery blogger, Unpromising though this laneway looks, it is typical of Melbourne. The city is full of hidden bars and restaurants. Down this dead end beyond the dustbins and the backdoors of Chinese restaurants and surrounded by graffitti and stenciled street art is The Croft Institute, a bar kitted out like a science lab. [...]

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