It’ s not me that’s sex obsessed but the records of search terms used to find this blog. I’d also like to appologise to Cam over at Appellation Australia for giving him the gay Anthony Bourdains.
Tomato flu Actually, I’ve only had a minor sniffle this year.
Fat ugly men You found me.
Swollen liver See above.
Anthony Bourdain gay? What would he want with a fat ugly guy like me?
Pastry chef puff That’s puff, not poof.
Tomato fairies Okay, that’s enough.
John Lethlean lard Surely he’d be using only the purest goose fat.
Herald Sun Ho Chi Downes I wonder what Andrew Bolt has to say about his politics?
Shagging a tomato That really is enough now.
Jamie Oliver muffin silicon sticking Okay, I misread this one. I thought it said stocking.
Is limp celery safe? I’d use a condom
Pringles addicting herbs Herbs? You mean crack cocaine.
Why do the roma tomatoes that I’m growing in a pot have brown bottoms? No more bottoms, please!
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It’s not crack on pringles -it’s crystal meth – that why you feel so cranky after you’ve eaten them…
Cheers foodkitty. I’ll have to adjust my drug habits which couls supercharge the crankyness of this blog.
Weird, and some are just a liiiittle bit on the scary side…
I want to see the tomato fairies too, damnit.