Help! The repair man can’t come until Monday. I’ll just have to use that marvelous tap if I can remember what to do. At least I get to wear rubber gloves, perhaps the whole weekend. Hey…
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Dishwasher tablets erode your glasses and crockery. Use liquid instead.
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Three years ago I went on a boozy winery tour with a busload of artist mates. Somehow along the way I managed not only to buy two small olive trees,…
There’s a rumour that Melbourne hospitals lay on extra staff in the Emergency Department at this time of year. Yes, it's tomato season and given our vast migrant population, there…
Making yoghurt at home is really simple and doesn't take much science. Here we make two different styles of yoghurt using both cows' and goats' milk.
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With thanks to the Melbourne Food and Wine Festival.
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My kitchen looks about the same … and I don’t have your excuse!
Love the blackboard wall. I want one!!!!
I too, like stephanie, don’t have that excuse of a broken dishwasher. Maybe that is why I have stopped cooking recently!
I like your Kitchen!!
As there are only 2 of us at home we don’t have a need for a dishwasher, let alone the space for one!! So i get to pretend i’m the dishwaser….. joy.
Ah the dilemma one faces when the culinary muse strikes: is the effort going to be worth the mess that will be waiting for you in the kitchen sink?
Hmmm…well in the meantime if anyone asks you could always say that you’re leaving the dishes aside to save water, right?
Pfth! We have a dishwasher but it gets used once in a blue moon – only when we have dinner with so many guests that there isn’t enough bench space to accomodate them
Just roll up those sleeves and get a little elbow grease going, you’ll be fine!
Our dishwasher only gets used to rinse the dishes. Due to our very detailed calculations (we half measured and half guessed), its more water efficient to keep loading the dishwasher with hand washed plates until it is full and then rinse them all at once rather than rinse the plates by hand under the tap.
The blackboard is cool though, very TV chef looking.
And to answer Serenity’s question, it is worth it if the food turns out good, although even then the clean up can be quite a lot.
Stephanie, it’s mended now but still looks as bad.
Lucas/Thahn all the blackboard takes is a couple of coats of special paint and has the advantage of being wipe clean – food often spatters it from the chopping block.
Mike, Believe it or not there are just two of us but we quite often have friends and neighbours round. Ellie, you wouldn’t believe it but we use it everyy other day at least but I’m told they use less water than washing up.
Serenity, over the weekend it was one pot cooking which increased the return over the work involved.
I feel your pain – last week my oven (Smeg 5 years old) dishwasher (Smeg 5 years old) and washing machine (Simpson 17 years – draw your own conclusions) all died – I feel like I’ve gone back to the 19th century.